Bitter

I was about to take a bath when my ex called me on my cellphone. Yup, that's right. THAT ex. No, I don't have her number stored on my phone. Can I be blamed if I still remember her number? It rang for about 5 seconds, and then she hung up.

I was stupefied.

Dumbfounded.

Frozen.

I couldn't move for about a minute or so.

Why the heck would she call, after all this time? I couldn't think of any possible reason. What happened between us was so long ago, I'm sure I wasn't mad at her anymore. I'm sure I was no longer in love with her either. I don't even want to talk to her. but a few minutes after she called... I imagined holding her hand, touching her face, kissing her lips... Still, I'm sure I don't feel anything towards her. Not anymore. I'm ambivalent. That was just plain curiosity that I felt. I'm just wondering, why the heck would she call?

Then I remembered her favorite food.

Her favorite dress.

Her favorite restaurant.

Her favorite movie.

The places we went.

The place were it all began.

How it all ended.

My curiosity got the better of me, even though I didn't want to make any contact with her... So after an hour I sent her a text message:

"?"

simple as that.

After about 15 minutes, she replied.

"Hi! I'm just updating my phone book! May I know who this is please? =)"

...


Bitch.

That mother f*cking good for nothing BITCH!

Updating my phone book my ass! Would she store any phone number in her phone book without an accompanying name? And let's say my number wasn't stored in her phone book. Why would she dial my number? WTF?! was it written in some random scratch paper, that she had to find out who's number it was? Or did she dial the number from her memory, completely forgetting that it was I who owned that number? If that's the case, then she's not just a good for nothing bitch, she's also one incredibly STUPID bitch!

And if I haven't forgotten her number, I doubt if she would forget mine. She was able to memorize my number way before I was able to memorize hers!

Or maybe that was a prank, orchestrated with those good for nothing stupid skanks that she calls her best friends? They just had to know how I would react. It would be extremely funny to see how I would react.

Maybe I'm just over reacting. I was caught off guard, so maybe I'm being extremely paranoid as a result. but if I'm not...

I hope she loses both of her precious ovaries.

I hope they all burn in hell.