It Comes in Threes

As expected, things went downhill...

Toy Story 3 is not one of Pixar's best efforts. It even pales in comparison to the first two Toy Story Movies. But it's still a good movie, especially when you compare it to the lackluster animated movies that the other studios keep on putting out... and even though it couldn't keep the momentum of the franchise going, it does give a fitting end to the Toy Story Saga Let's just hope this really is the last one. Another Toy Story movie would only be detrimental to the franchise.

and surprisingly, things went uphill. But just barely.

Barf inducing romantic scenes. Horribly cheesy dialogue. Wooden acting all throughout. You got that right. It's another Twilight movie.

I'd hate to say this, but despite the above mentioned faults, i did find Eclipse quite enjoyable... but just barely. It must be because of the number of killings onscreen. And the battle scene towards the end did pique my interest for a bit... too bad there wasn't much gore, and it was also over too soon. So for the next movie, I hope the producers give us hapless folks a favor. Since they can't tone down all that brainless mush, else they suffer from the wrath of all those screaming teenage fans... they should at least put more and better executed action scenes to give the males of our species something worth watching onscreen. And for Christ's sake, don't scrimp on the blood. Show lots and lots of it, show puddles and geysers of the sweet red stuff. More violent deaths would make it better, and speaking of deaths, better kill off some of the Cullens if you can't kill any of the three leads. That would make the story less mechanical and predictable, and we've at least have something to look forward to. The next one is gonna be the last one, right? We have tagged along for three movies now, they should at least throw us guys a bone. Even though senseless violence can barely cancel out all that brainless mush, at least it can make those 2 hours of watching a Twilight movie a less harrowing experience for anyone who has a pair of balls.