Speaking of Facebook games, if you have a Facebook account, I'm sure you've noticed this game called "Mafia Wars". It seems to be the most popular game on Facebook, and with all the non stop invites I keep getting from friends every day, I finally installed it, just to see what all the fuss was about.
Whoa!
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What an incredibly boring, totally pointless game.
In a nutshell--- It's a text based role playing game. Wherein you build your own Mafia. It reminds me of those text based PC games from the late 80s to early 90s, back when computers didn't have enough power to wow us with their graphical capabilities. You do some jobs to earn money, and you fight with other people--- with the outcome being shown in plain text. I just don't understand why a lot of people are addicted to this game.Yeah, I know, graphics and animation can't make a bad game good, but they do add to the overall appeal. And personally, if i want to see some text just to entertain myself, I'd rather read a good book than to play a text based game. Honestly, the only way I can see myself getting addicted to Mafia Wars is if I had nothing better to do in my life... and I'd have to be such a big loser if I had nothing better to do than to spend many hours each day playing this stupid game. What's the purpose exactly? You just keep leveling up, with no specific endpoint. The developer (Zynga) has other games based on the same template. That's right, EXACTLY the same template, just differing in theme. Vampire wars--- I guess that would attract the goths and the nauseating Twilight crowd... that would explain why that game is relatively popular. I can also understand how the Pirates game has earned some following. Street Racing---I find that more interesting because I like fast cars, so I don't mind playing through the boring interface. but Mafia Wars? What's the big deal? Why is it the most popular? Does this mean that a lot of people have a secret desire to build Mafias and disobey the law, and they can only fulfill that dream in a virtual world, hence the extreme popularity of this game? I know that a lot of my friends who have been playing this game aren't even remotely interested in Mobs or Mafias... so why the heck is it so damn popular?
And you know what's pathetic? How a lot of people have been adding people they don't know just so they can increase the size of their Mafias. The bigger your Mafia, the greater chance you'll have in winning fights. You can't add people who aren't in your friends list, so a lot of groups have been made where people basically put their urls and their email addresses, asking other people to add them as friends so that they can increase their Mafia. WTF?! You don't just give away pertinent information about yourself to random strangers on the street... how come some people think it's okay to do that in a virtual world? It's basically the same thing! It's okay if you have nothing in your profile, but a lot of people have contact informations, several not so public photos, plus a lot of private stuff in their profiles. I just can't understand the stupidity of these people, how they are voluntarily exposing themselves to possible predators just so they can have an edge in this stupid game. One of my friends even added more than a thousand strangers to his friends list, just so he can increase the size of his Mafia. One of my female friends was ranting the other day that one of the guys that she added in her Mafia kept on harassing her via email, even when she already deleted him in her friends list. I can't say I pity her. After all, it's all her fault.
Also----! All those stupid updates are cluttering up the news feed! People asking for loot every now and then, making them seem like beggars. People proclaiming that they've gotten some award, that they've found a rare item, that they've beaten the shit out of someone, that they've won a fight with your help, that they played the lottery... Jesus Christ... who the fuck cares?! Along with the results from those stupid quizzes, they have been flooding the news feed with useless information, making us miss posts from friends that we actually care about. (those quizzes deserve a post of their own. Which philosopher are you... When will you die... what color are you... which greek god are you... what is the first letter of the name of the person you'll fall in love with... seriously?! people waste their time for such crap?! Those quizzes are so stupid! It would be okay if they were at least even a wee bit amusing as well as stupid... but most of those quizzes are just plain stupid.)
I'm currently at level 50, and honestly... I find that embarrassing. I'm not even really playing the game, I'm just tinkering with it every now and then... but how would that look for someone who just checked out the game? They'd mistake me for someone who's addicted to something so pathetic. I don't have much work these days, but if I had a lot to do, I definitely won't have time for this. I'd rather use the free time I have for something more productive... or at least more enjoyable. People actually derive pleasure from this game?! I can't possibly imagine the lives that those people above level 100 are living. I even saw one of my friends at level 355. Yeesh. I can't believe that the developers have made tons of money from this crap. Before others associate me with these Mafia addicts, I guess it's time to finally use the hide feature and be rid of this stupid game for good.
I should have done that ages ago.